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    Wednesday, April 25th, 2012
    11:44 pm
    People are strange.
    G'day everyone. So, my new book is going to be released the first week of May, on the 2nd to be exact. There's going to be a fantastic release party the night of the 1st, with lots of boring old dodgers and lonely rich women drinking expensive wine and champagne whilst eating little finger sandwiches and martini olives. I was wondering if anyone would be interested in going and enjoying this mind numbing and tragically uneventful evening with me.


    Jamie
    I was wondering, do you rent the club out for private events? Was thinking of booking an after party somewhere and your's was the first place that came to mind.
    Monday, December 26th, 2011
    10:59 pm
    Text to Dom
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    Monday, November 28th, 2011
    9:42 pm
    This means war[Multiple texts from Bobby's phone]
    Text to Bobby's contact Rahne
    Has anyone told you today that you look like a whale? Lay off the cheeseburgers, jeeze!

    Text to Bobby's contact Josh
    Dude, you're so ugly it hurts sometimes.

    Text to Bobby's contact Jubes
    You're so dumb you make a comatose pig look like a genius.

    Text to Bobby's contact Kitty
    Here Kitty kitty Kitty. Let me pet you for a bit.


    Text to Bobby's contact Warren
    I'm still in love with you and I will be waiting in my room later for you to ravish me.

    Text to Bobby's contact Emma
    I have a burning passion for you, you gorgeous ice queen!

    Text to Bobby's contact Jean-Paul
    Come give me French lessons in the nude, if you don't mind ;)

    Text to Bobby's contact Dale
    You smell like wet bear ass. Please shower more before I choke on your stench.

    Text to Bobby's contact Shiro
    Get any sushi lately? Oh I crack myself up!

    Text to Bobby's contact Megan
    Have you ever considered plastic surgery?

    Text to Bobby's contact Lee
    My god, get a breast reduction before you take someone out with those things!

    Text to Bobby's contact Alex
    Who do you think you are? Edward Cullen? Ditch the douche bag hair cut cut bro.

    Text to Bobby's contact Allison
    I have always thought you resemble a rat. Sorry D:

    Text to Bobby's contact Hank
    You know, you shed a lot /:

    ((OOC: NONE OF THESE ARE TRUE.JOHN IS JUST AN ASSHOLE AND I LOVE YOU ALL!))
    9:05 pm
    [Text to Emma from Bobby's phone.]
    Um... Emma, I need your help? You're a sex therapist, right? Well I need some help getting laid because I'm terrible with women and need help D:
    8:38 pm
    [Text to Warren from Bobby's phone.]
    Warren! Oh god, I need to tell you something! I'm madly in love with you and I can't help it. You're just so dreamy and I can't hide it anymore! I love you!
    Sunday, August 28th, 2011
    3:17 pm
    She's such a fucking master piece, self destruction is such a pretty little thing.
    Wanda, would you like to go out again sometime this weekend? I've got the release party for my book Saturday and I would like if you would honor me by being my date. If It's alright with your father of coarse.
    Sunday, August 7th, 2011
    11:19 pm
    Locked to Brohood only, heyoooo!
    You lot seem like a lively bunch, what with trying to destroy Manhattan and all. The lack of females here is astonishing though! Bloody hell, get more ladies in here before we all suffocate under the male dominance!
    10:15 am
    Application for Art Of War RPG
    Character Name: Saint-John Allerdyce
    Age: 25
    Codename: Pyro
    Affiliation: Brotherhood

    Personality:
    Pyro is a maniac, plain and simple. He can be funny, and smart ass most of the time, however he will always use you for his personal gain. He believes that if someone gets in his way, then he can make them move and isn't afraid to hurt people. He has very few friends, mostly just the main members of the Brohood, which makes him very resistant to others he doesn't know.

    History:
    St. John Allerdyce was originally a money-hungry young man who drifted from job to job around the South Seas before eventually becoming a journalist for an Australian wire service as well as a popular, if not critically acclaimed, Gothic romance novelist. Not much is known about him before his time with the Brotherhood other than he was a traveling journalist. His powers manifested when he was in his teens. Allerdyce eventually met the shape-shifting mutant terrorist Mystique and was recruited into the brohood. He enjoys the work the brohood does, and loves being able to act on his desires.

    More on Marvel.com: http://marvel.com/universe/Pyro#ixzz1UJZGPuJ0


    Powers and Special Abilities:

    Pyro was a mutant with the psionic ability to cause any fire he could see within a 100-yard radius of himself to grow in size and intensity and to take on any form that he could imagine, even living creatures. Pyro could then mentally direct a creation to do anything he wished by concentrating, the degree necessary being directly proportionate to the size, power, and intensity of the creation. Pyro was unable to create fire himself

    More on Marvel.com: http://marvel.com/universe/Pyro#ixzz1UJZb6JAp


    Other:
    Pyro might be a jerk, but he can still be a romantic. You don't write gothic romances for no reason after all! By god, does he love the ladies! He has pretty boy looks and the swagger of Mick Jagger, making him a lethal lady killer.

    He loves Welsh Corgis (He swears it's the legs that get him every time). He also enjoys warm summer nights, long romantic dinners, and getting completely wasted when the occasion calls for it. (Because it's always fun to breath fire then make a lady smile by shaping the flame into a giant rose, works every time.)

    PB:
    Danny Worsnop of Asking Alexandria
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